Can we just face the Billboard Top 40 music? The basic b*tch dialogue is here, and it's here to stay (at least for a while). And try as you might, there's just something about the moment that he #putsaringonit that pretty much turns us all "basic." We can't help it. But what are the tendencies of a basic bride? If you've ever wondered how much more "on fleek" your eyebrows need to be on the big day or if Mean Girls quotes are acceptable to incorporate into your vows, you might be a basic bride. Here are 38 more indicators.
- After he proposed, you suddenly felt like Lauren Conrad .
- You want customized velour tracksuits for yourself and your bridal party.
- You're of the belief that hanky-panky lingerie is just as important as the dress itself.
- You want your bridesmaids in totes adorbs sweetheart-cut dresses.
- You can't think of any place you'd rather be for your bachelorette party than Las Vegas your best girlfriends.
- Coordinated outfits are also a must for your bachelorette party weekend.
- All of your wedding theme inspiration comes directly from Pinterest.
- You can't fathom walking down the aisle without a choreographed dance routine.
- You're as obsessed with the idea of a Fall wedding as you are with Starbucks pumpkin spice lattes.
- EVERY wedding planning outing must be accompanied by brunch. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
- You're really tempted to choose bridesmaids purely based on how fun they would be.
- Your wedding cake HAS to be ombré.
- The most important detail of your wedding day will undoubtedly be the photo booth.
- You have no shame in admitting that you loved the details of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West 's nuptials.
- You refuse to have anything besides Vera Wang on your body.
- Your bouquet will consist exclusively of peonies à la Blair Waldorf.
- "Rustic" is your favorite adjective.
- You've never been in a barn in your life . . . But your wedding is def going to be held in a barn.